i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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