i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize