I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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