covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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