My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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