"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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