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NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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