the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
where are my eyebrows?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
