We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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