Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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