we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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