Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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