She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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