yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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