Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Your penis caused this!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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