I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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