You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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