Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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