No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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