BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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