it's like her boobs came off with her bra
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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