She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Randomize
