There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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