I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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