i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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