rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
two words: eviction party
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
3 2 1 whiskey
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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