New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I am midnight drunk by noon
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
