Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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