it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You are a genius and a whore.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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