Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
