Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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