I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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