you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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