So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I want a musical about memes.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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