HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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