she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
BRING THE BAGELS
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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