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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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