im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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