i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
