everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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