is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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