I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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