You're completely useless in the revolution.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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