Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so let's talk penis.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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