508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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