Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize