The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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