Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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