What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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