I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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