Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
that's an acceptable place to lick
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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