Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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