that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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