Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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