Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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