Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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